Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age. Funny Quotes July 1, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYoung people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name. Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio. Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.