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"Oh, how times have changed! 😂 Back in my day, young people were so much older at my age! 🕰️ Stay young at heart, folks! 🌟 #GoodOldDays"

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75 shares on Instagram this month:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

16 shares on Discord this month:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

16 shares on Slack this month:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

13 shares on X this month:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Just landed via Instagram:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

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Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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