Your opinions are not my business.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.