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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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"When that dust bunny transforms into an eight-legged ninja, it's time to reevaluate your badass status 🕷️😱 #UnexpectedPlotTwist"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged badass, bunny, cleaning, corner, dust, dust bunny, exaggeration, fear, humor, irony, real, spider, unexpected on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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