You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider. Commentary:"When that dust bunny transforms into an eight-legged ninja, it's time to reevaluate your badass status 🕷️😱 #UnexpectedPlotTwist" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know. You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know. Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return. Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared. Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.