You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"When that dust bunny transforms into an eight-legged ninja, it's time to reevaluate your badass status 🕷️😱 #UnexpectedPlotTwist" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know. Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg. Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared. I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away. Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.