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  • Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.
  • I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.
  • When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.
  • Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.
  • I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
  • If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.