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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

Salary week, but salary weak.

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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