You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.