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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.