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Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

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Dec 30, 2025

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Making waves on Messenger:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Just shared via Messenger:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Spotted on Facebook:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Just landed via Reddit:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

40 Funny Theme Park Captions to Ride the Rollercoaster of Laughs

Ready to buckle up for a wild ride of laughter? Whether you’re at the top of a Ferris wheel or screaming on a rollercoaster, these funny theme park captions will perfectly capture your day of fun 🎢😄.

Laugh Out Loud with These Funny Theme Park Captions

Feeling on top of the world… or at least the Ferris wheel! 🎡😆
Rollercoaster hair, don’t care! 🎢💨
Just here for the snacks and the screams 🍦🙌
The only time I’m okay with going in circles 🎠😂
Who needs therapy when you have rollercoasters? 🎢🌀
Running on cotton candy and adrenaline! 🍭🎢
Carousel dreams and carnival lights 🎠✨
High fives and high rides! 🙌🎢
Just hanging out at my second home, the theme park 🎡🏠
Adrenaline: zero calories, 100% fun! 😅🎢
Caution: Screamer aboard! 🎢🗣️
Life is short, so are the lines (hopefully) 🤞🎢
Taking my smile to new heights 🎢😁
Churros and thrills, that’s my theme park chill 🎢🍩
Caution: Fun overload ahead! 🎢🚸
Proof that I’m brave (or crazy) enough! 🎢😜
On a rollercoaster of emotions… and I’m loving it! 🎢❤️
My stomach may be upside down, but my smile’s right side up! 🎢😊
The park is my playground, and I’m just a big kid 🎢👶
Collecting moments, not souvenirs 🎢🌟

Witty and Whimsical Theme Park Captions for Your Next Post

Just a socially acceptable way to scream in public 🎢😅
Chasing thrills and churros 🎢🍩
Faster than a WiFi connection! 🎢💨
Theme parks: my happy place 🎢😊
Eat. Sleep. Ride. Repeat. 🎢🔄
Zero to thrilled in seconds! 🎢⏱️
Queueing up for some fun 🎢⏳
Keep calm and ride on 🎢🧘
My heart’s doing cartwheels 🎢💚
Park hair, don’t care 🎢💁‍♀️
Riding high on fun 🎢🚀
Adventure awaits… along with long lines 🎢😅
Today’s forecast: 100% chance of fun 🎢☀️
The only line I like is the skyline from the top 🎢🌆
Thrills and spills 🎢💦
Tickets to ride and smiles wide 🎢😁
Too cool for school, but not for theme parks 🎢😎
The ultimate grind: Rollercoaster rides 🎢💪
Caution: Rollercoaster addict 🎢⚠️
Smiling our way through the turns 🎢😄

As you scroll through your theme park snaps, don’t forget to add these clever theme park captions to keep the fun rolling! From giant drops to sweet treats, let the good times and great captions flow! 🎢😄

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Social Media Stars ⭐

81 shares on Reddit this month:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

46 shares on Slack this month:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

33 shares on Discord this month:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Shared recently on Discord:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Just landed via YouTube:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Trending via Instagram:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Going viral on Slack:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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