New funny entertainment jokes

• Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

• Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

• My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

• Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

• I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

• Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

• America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

• Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

• Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

• It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Top funny entertainment jokes

• People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

• Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

• My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

• I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

• Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

• I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

• For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

• Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

• If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

• I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Popular funny entertainment jokes

• I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

• Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

• I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

• The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

• Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

• Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

• I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

• Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

• Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

• Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

More funny entertainment jokes

• Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

• Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

• Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

• I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

• Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

• The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

• It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

• Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

• If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

• I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Witty entertainment jokes

• A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

• I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

• No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

• I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

• Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

• The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

• You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

• Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

• If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

• Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.