New funny internet jokes

• I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

• Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

• One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

• Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

• I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

• Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

• I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

• Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

• Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

• We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Top funny internet jokes

• Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

• Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

• Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

• “You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

• Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

• The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

• My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

• WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

• It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

• A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Popular funny internet jokes

• Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

• If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

• We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

• On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

• Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

• I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

• Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

• Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

• If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

• 80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

More funny internet jokes

• I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

• Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

• Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

• I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

• Internet strangers offer the best advice.

• If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

• On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

• Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

• Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

• The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Witty internet jokes

• Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

• Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

• No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

• Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

• Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

• I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

• Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

• I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

• Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

• I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.