Funny job jokes prove that work doesn’t have to be all stress and deadlines 😄. From office mishaps to awkward coworker moments and boss blunders, the workplace is full of comedy gold 🤭. Whether you’re stuck at a desk, working from home, or in a job you love (or tolerate), these jokes will make your day a lot funnier 😂.
New funny job jokes
- I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.
- Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’
- Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
- Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.
- Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.
- Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.
- Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?
- Eating healthy requires a second job.
- As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.
- An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.
Top funny job jokes
- Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.
- How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?
- Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.
- It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.
- I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.
- My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.
- Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.
- Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.
- Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.
- Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.
Popular funny job jokes
- If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!
- Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.
- I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.
- One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.
- You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’
- I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.
- Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.
- They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.
- Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.
- Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.
More funny job jokes
- An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.
- Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.
- It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.
- What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?
- The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.
- A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.
- Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”
- I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.
- Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”
- The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.
Witty job jokes
- Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.
- Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”
- Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.
- Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?
- Having a job ruined my life.
- Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.
- Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.
- If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.
- My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.
- Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.
Funny job jokes remind us that laughter is the best coworker 😆. Between endless emails, meetings that could’ve been emails, and office quirks, humor keeps the workday bearable. Share these jokes with your colleagues, enjoy a well-timed chuckle, and remember: every job is better with a little laughter 🤣.