Funny music jokes prove that rhythm, melodies, and even off-key moments can be absolutely hilarious 😄. From musicians’ quirks to awkward concert moments and those songs you just can’t get out of your head, music brings endless comedy 🤭. Whether you’re a karaoke star, a shower-singer, or someone who just vibes, these jokes will hit all the right funny notes 😂.
New funny music jokes
- Therapy? I have Spotify.
- Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.
- There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.
- I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.
- Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.
- If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.
- I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.
- In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.
- No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.
- Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.
Top funny music jokes
- The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.
- Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.
- Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.
- “Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.
- When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?
- Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.
- If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.
- I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.
- I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.
- An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.
Popular funny music jokes
- I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.
- It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.
- I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.
- Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.
- I wish I could Shazam a perfume.
- Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.
- The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”
- I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.
- I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.
- People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.
More funny music jokes
- I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.
- “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.
- Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.
- I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.
- The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.
- I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”
- Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”
- I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.
- I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.
- Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!
Witty music jokes
- Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.
- If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.
- Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.
- America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.
- If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?
- I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.
- I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.
- Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.
- Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?
Funny music jokes remind us that life is better with a beat—and a laugh 😆. From lyrical mix-ups to clumsy dance moves and unexpected sound disasters, music always finds a way to entertain. Share these jokes, tap your foot, and enjoy the lighter side of every tune 🤣.