50+ Funny Name Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Out Loud

New funny name jokes

• The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

• Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

• Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

• Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

• Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

• One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

• “Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

• Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

• Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

• When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Top funny name jokes

• “Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

• Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

• Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

• No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

• Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

• “You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

• “I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

• Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

• Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

• It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Popular funny name jokes

• Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

• Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

• We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

• Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

• You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

• I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

• I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

• As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

• People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

• Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

More funny name jokes

• I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

• I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

• The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

• I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

• “Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

• Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

• It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

• “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

• Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

• Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Witty name jokes

• Dudes be named Will but won’t.

• They should name a personality disorder after me.

• Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

• What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

• My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

• Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

• Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

• I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

• When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

• I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.