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  • I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”
  • Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.
  • As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.
  • I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
  • Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.
  • Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.