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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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