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"In showbiz, landing a big break can either skyrocket your career 🚀 or send you straight to the chiropractor for a new hip! 🕺💼 Better watch your step (and your dance moves) as you chase success! 💫💃"

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47 shares on Pinterest this month:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

94 shares on X this month:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

31 shares on Threads this month:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

64 shares on Slack this month:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Just landed via WeChat:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Live now on Pinterest:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Seen just now on Instagram:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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