At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.