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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that&…

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that&…

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Oh dear, sounds like you're not just chilly, you're practically turning into interior decor! ❄️🪵 Next step: blending in with the furniture 😅 #WinterStruggles

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bump, cold, goose, goose bump, humor, wallpaper, woodchip on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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