I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that&… Commentary:Oh dear, sounds like you're not just chilly, you're practically turning into interior decor! ❄️🪵 Next step: blending in with the furniture 😅 #WinterStruggles Related Funny Posts 🤝 Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them. The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone. Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road. There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out. People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.