I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.
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Oh dear, sounds like you're not just chilly, you're practically turning into interior decor! ❄️🪵 Next step: blending in with the furniture 😅 #WinterStruggles

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