In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.