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Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Just landed via Snapchat:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Just landed via Twitch:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Going viral on YouTube:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Spotted on Snapchat:

They expect me to work at work.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

Making waves on Twitch:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Trending via X:

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Trending via Slack:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Trending via Telegram:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Breaking via Facebook:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Breaking via Snapchat:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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