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  • You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.
  • Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.
  • Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.
  • Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.
  • When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.
  • When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.