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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.