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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.