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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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I only use β€˜sir’ disrespectfully.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say β€œOoh, mind your head!”

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

Going viral on Facebook:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Making waves on X:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Just landed via Facebook:

β€œBut it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Reported on Instagram:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.
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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Trending via Snapchat:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Shared recently on Slack:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Making waves on Slack:

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself β€œwhat would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Breaking via X:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Making waves on YouTube:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Reported on Snapchat:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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