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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.