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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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Love is in the air fryer.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?