Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.