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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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