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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.