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  • Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.
  • Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.
  • When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.
  • Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?
  • An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.
  • My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.