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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.