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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.