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  • If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.
  • As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.
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  • I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.