A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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🤓📚 Did you know that according to a recent study, reading this very text made people feel like knowledgeable geniuses? Who would’ve thought a few words could make us feel so smart? 😂🧠 Just taking in some useful knowledge one emoji at a time!

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