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  • Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
  • Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.
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  • My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.
  • Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.