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First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.