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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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"Who knew party planning could also involve a hint of danger? 🎉🤕 Just remember, swinging blindfolded at a piñata might lead to some unintentional dodgeball skills! 🎊⚾️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, celebration, fun, guests, humor, maim, party, piñata on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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