A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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👻 Welcome to the scariest place of all… the haunted house of awkward social interactions! Picture this: you enter a dimly lit room, feeling the gaze of many eyes on you. As you tentatively make your way through the crowd, instead of ghosts jumping out from the shadows, you are met with people eagerly awaiting your fun fact reveal! The horror, the suspense, the sheer terror of having to come up with something interesting to say about yourself on the spot! Truly,

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