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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.