A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.