Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Commentary:
"Putting my phone down is a rare occurrence, like spotting a unicorn or finding matching socks in the laundry. 🦄🧦 If someone actually manages to call me during those fleeting moments, it's practically a miracle! ☎️😂"

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