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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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I suffer from awesomnia.