Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.