I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

I don't even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Commentary:
Looks like someone really pushed the limits of holiday spirit! 🎅🧝‍♂️ Let’s just hope Santa doesn’t have CCTV footage of that incident. 📹😂 Remember, desperate times call for desperate measures! 🤭🎁

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