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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.