A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began. My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes. My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband. People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.