I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.