Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Ah, yes, reading the dictionary is like unlocking the secret cheat codes to language. It's the ultimate literary remix album, where words are the beats and definitions are the lyrics. So, next time you're reading a book, just remember – you're basically jamming out to the greatest hits of the dictionary!

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