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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony! 🤣 It seems like someone needs to reassure their health insurance that they are, indeed, healthy! Maybe we should all just carry around a "I promise not to get sick" card instead! 💪🏥 #HealthInsuranceFail

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged health, health insurance, humor, insurance, invention, irony, should, wellness on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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