Relationship status: I love my bed.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.