Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.