I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.