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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.