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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.