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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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"Sorry, I can't sugarcoat it – I was born a straight shooter thanks to the universe's quirky sense of humor! 🌌🎲 #BluntAndRollingWithIt"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blunt, fate, honesty, humor, me, personality, self-awareness, universe on Feb 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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